Jakface has reached her first goal of losing weight and gaining muscle for Sakuracon and ECCC. However, her second goal is to look even better for Cos & Effect in Vancouver, BC, Canada in August, then even more so for Auckland Armageddon in NZ in October! This is her motivational workout blog to get in serious shape!
Her 3 costumes she's getting ready for are Groose, Korra and a Kikwi gijinka dress.
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Skyloftian style Lumpy Pumpkin Soup
aka Jakface’s DINNER AND LUNCH FOR THE NEXT WEEK
1 small pumpkin or butternut squash
1 onion
2 cloves garlic
1 medium sized russet potato
1 medium sweet potato
2 celery stalks
2 carrots
1 broccoli crown (you don’t have to use this, but mine was going bad so I threw it all in)
BRING A LOT OF WATER IN A BIG POT TO A BOIL
Fry up some onions and garlic until browned. PUT THAT SHIT ASIDE.
Put potato and sweet potato and butternut squash in a frying pan with a bit of olive oil and brown it to bring out that tender sweetness Barry White likes to sing about. THEN THROW IT IN THE POT.
DO THE SAME THING WITH THE CARROTS AND CELERY AND BROCCOLI! THROW ONIONS IN POT AS WELL!
Add some seasonings like chicken or beef broth, I threw in paprika and onion salt for the lulz!!!!!!!!
WAIT 45 MINUTES!!!!!
HOPEFULLY IT WILL TASTE AWESOME! I HAVE NOT TASTED IT YET SO IF IT SUCKS I WILL TAKE THIS DOWN LATER~!

edit: IT WAS FUCKING AMAZING, GO FORTH AND CREATE THIS CONCOCTION, MINIONS!
oh yis get in my belly~
GIMME
OH MY GOD YES THANKYOU YOU WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING
OMG I THINK THIS IS IT
SOUP I AM MAKING...FUCKING SOUP IT IS FABULOUS